rift-master:

"The one day I go to the zoo,"

"And there are fucking homestucks everywhere"

misuse-of-fandom:

My entire middle school “rANd0m phASE!!” experience.

everyone had a ‘rANd0M’ phase omg

misuse-of-fandom:

My entire middle school “rANd0m phASE!!” experience.

everyone had a ‘rANd0M’ phase omg

nltm:

In case you haven’t seen Paradox Space’s majestic 404 page

nltm:

In case you haven’t seen Paradox Space’s majestic 404 page

magicmaxxy:

whatjanesays:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.

THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES.

#everyone go home the internet is over

IM FUCKING CHOKING. I CANNOT BREATHE

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool

edgebug:

shrekmin:

accidentally in love / shrekmin au

shrek and armin meet over the summer. it feels like the perfect love. they both get each other completely. but as summer comes to an end, will they be able to keep their romance alive? or will it sizzle out with the summer sun?

 

zubat:

awwww-cute:

She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings

Please stop what you’re doing and look at this

zubat:

awwww-cute:

She is Very Protective of Her Ducklings

Please stop what you’re doing and look at this

Apparently that thing I just posted was proven wrong. But who knows? It’s Tumblr. Also it was cute, but I’m sorry if it turns out they were just being weirdly stalked and posted on the internet.